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Funny Dances

41. The Pogo

80s dance craze for those who could not dance. Jumping up and down, usually with goofy hair and equally goofy yet easy wearing spandex clothing. One of Pee Wee Herman's favourites!

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Funny Advice

42. In A Relationship? Lie . . . A LOT!

A modern relationship can only survive when they lie. The ONLY time people tell the truth is when they are getting out of it.

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Funny Advice

43. Don't Count Your Money at the ATM

If it's wrong, you can't complain there anyway. Keep your receipt and talk to the bank later. Don't go flashing whatever cash you withdraw; there are people watching besides a guard (sometimes) and a camera. (Yes, not only have I stood behind people counting their cash, they also felt it necessary to count OUT LOUD.)

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Funny Insults

44. A Tiny Mind is Indicative of Other SMALL Body Parts

And the use of these "smaller" parts will leave the one frustrated and everyone else disappointed.

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Funny Observations

45. Traffic Reports on TV

Useless waste of TV reporting AND viewing . . . when you are in traffic, you're NOT watching TV; when you are home watching TV, you are NOT in traffic. Who is this for exactly?

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Funny Songs

47. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) The Proclaimers

Much as this man thinks it's a compliment, please don't bother to fall down at my door, even after walking 500 miles.

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Funny Jobs

49. Pizza Place in Springdale UT

You seat yourself, order pizza at a window, pick up the pizza, napkins, drinks and utensils, then bus your own table. Yet there's a tip jar on the counter . . . FOR WHAT? (and the pizza wasn't so good . . .)

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

50. I Don't Even Have To Have A Tattoo But...

As a woman, anytime I mention I have a tattoo, guys start looking around what they can see of my skin like they'll find it. No, they won't. Don't have one, but a healthy imagination on a man makes for a very funny verbal encounter.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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