MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Movies
41. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine
And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.
Funny Movies
42. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!
Funny Animals
43. Cat Size
If they are not doing what you want, they are small enough to move around. Unfortunately, 5 of their 6 points are sharp enough to inflict bodily harm . . . but it's also a way of teaching you to be very fast, especially around cats.
Funny Books
44. Deadly Skills: Surviving Dangerous Situations -- AUDIO BOOK
You don't even have a real book to THROW at an attacker, but evidently they will TALK you through it!
Funny Things
45. Pants Pocket Answering Machine
"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.
Funny Movies
47. Slasher Films from the 70's and 80's
For 2 hours, they kill teenagers. No, I'm not violent, just like to daydream... See also 70's, 80's, Teenagers.
Funny Observations
48. I Have Reached the Age of Believability
Ever since I passed 50, people younger (especially under 30) actually believe what I say... Paul McCartney wrote songs for me when we were dating... when I dated Eric Clapton all he did was talk about himself. Just LOVE their faces as I speak...
Funny Advice
49. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs
There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.
Funny Observations
50. It's Not That There Are So Many A**holes . . .
it's just that they make such a big impression, kinda like a big dog leaving a big pile.
