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Funny Songs

41. Dark Side of the Moon

There is no dark side of the moon. The moon is ALL dark -- what you see is reflected sunlight when the moon is in the right position. So moonlight that brings out a werewolf is actually sunlight.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 19, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

42. Shopping for a Better Boyfriend

As long as women are paying for their dates with men, at least know how to shop for Mr. You'll Do, instead of paying for "What the hell was I thinking?" (Now with 32% more agony!)

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 16, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

43. ANYTHING in HORROR!

Evil wins, everybody dies a horrible death and I feel so much better about my life.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 16, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

44. Free Advice is Worth Just That.

You can get advice, and opinions, but you don't have to take it. Free advice? Keep an open mind but no so open that your brains fall out.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

45. Try Explaining to Someone . . .

If you're not sure what to do, try explaining it to someone. If the details aren't there or it begins to sound stupid, it probably is. A lot of ideas fall apart when passing them on.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

46. ALWAYS Have an EXIT Strategy

Advice to James Bond from Q. This is REALLY good to have when dumping someone . . .

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Funny Movies

49. Elvis Movies for the Suspense . . .

When is he gonna sing? Blue Hawaii and Fun in Acapulco, he's doing something, then just starts singing. On a date that's just creepy. Movies? No one seems to notice . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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