41. The Pogo
80s dance craze for those who could not dance. Jumping up and down, usually with goofy hair and equally goofy yet easy wearing spandex clothing. One of Pee Wee Herman's favourites!
A modern relationship can only survive when they lie. The ONLY time people tell the truth is when they are getting out of it.
If it's wrong, you can't complain there anyway. Keep your receipt and talk to the bank later. Don't go flashing whatever cash you withdraw; there are people watching besides a guard (sometimes) and a camera. (Yes, not only have I stood behind people counting their cash, they also felt it necessary to count OUT LOUD.)
And the use of these "smaller" parts will leave the one frustrated and everyone else disappointed.
Useless waste of TV reporting AND viewing . . . when you are in traffic, you're NOT watching TV; when you are home watching TV, you are NOT in traffic. Who is this for exactly?
Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.
Much as this man thinks it's a compliment, please don't bother to fall down at my door, even after walking 500 miles.
Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.
You seat yourself, order pizza at a window, pick up the pizza, napkins, drinks and utensils, then bus your own table. Yet there's a tip jar on the counter . . . FOR WHAT? (and the pizza wasn't so good . . .)
As a woman, anytime I mention I have a tattoo, guys start looking around what they can see of my skin like they'll find it. No, they won't. Don't have one, but a healthy imagination on a man makes for a very funny verbal encounter.