MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Things
13. Helmet Hair
There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!
Funny TV Shows
15. NCIS: New Orleans
Or any of the NCIS shows. No matter when, they find a parking space RIGHT IN FRONT of wherever they need to be. No meter. No forbidden zone. Yea, right…
Funny Movies
16. Morons From Outer Space
British film . . . going on the basis that not everyone in space will be a rocket scientist.
Funny Movies
17. The Horror Express
Another Peter Cushing/Christopher Lee blood-fest. Can't get enough people killed fast enough? Cram a very big cast onto a very fast/small train steaming across Siberia. Telly Savalas makes a great Cossack.
Funny Phobias
18. Peroxideaphobia - Fear of Blondes
Every time one is around me, I lose things . . . a job, a boyfriend, money. Once, even the V-neck dress I was wearing jumped off my body and onto her!
Funny Advice
19. Only Date Orphans
This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.
Funny Observations
20. Growing Up in a Close Loving Family DOES NOT Prepare You for the Real World
I should have gone out young to find some disappointment and rejection early.