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Funny Observations

11. When Beethoven was my age he’d been dead five years.

See also Music.

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Funny T-Shirts

12. Baroque. When You Are out of Monet.

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Funny Things

13. Helmet Hair

There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!

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Funny Things

14. Fireworks

Much like a drum, no one wants to hear it but you.

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Funny TV Shows

15. NCIS: New Orleans

Or any of the NCIS shows. No matter when, they find a parking space RIGHT IN FRONT of wherever they need to be. No meter. No forbidden zone. Yea, right…

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Funny Movies

16. Morons From Outer Space

British film . . . going on the basis that not everyone in space will be a rocket scientist.

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Funny Movies

17. The Horror Express

Another Peter Cushing/Christopher Lee blood-fest. Can't get enough people killed fast enough? Cram a very big cast onto a very fast/small train steaming across Siberia. Telly Savalas makes a great Cossack.

Added by MsKnowItAll on March 8, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

18. Peroxideaphobia - Fear of Blondes

Every time one is around me, I lose things . . . a job, a boyfriend, money. Once, even the V-neck dress I was wearing jumped off my body and onto her!

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Funny Advice

19. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

Added by MsKnowItAll on February 16, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

20. Growing Up in a Close Loving Family DOES NOT Prepare You for the Real World

I should have gone out young to find some disappointment and rejection early.

Added by MsKnowItAll on February 16, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

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