which excuses me from this gene pool.
Oh, come on! No woman can use that! Even two breast pockets is awkward. Guys look at a chest already. Pockets just look like pasties.
It's not cheese and it's not toes... so what exactly is it? See also Snacks.
16. The Wiz
Dorothy (Diana Ross) is treated badly at home, but over the rainbow everyone loves her, wants to make her queen . . . all she can say is that she wants to get back to Harlem. Not much of a dreamer . . .
Don't tell me a civilization that can flip across the universe can't find intelligent life on this planet. You can SEE Las Vegas from Space. Apparently it's easier to find a lone drunk in the desert. And just how many beers were involved? . . .
. . . unfortunately, the dime COULD BE in your pocket. Strange way to sort pocket change . . .