13. Helmet Hair
There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!
Or any of the NCIS shows. No matter when, they find a parking space RIGHT IN FRONT of wherever they need to be. No meter. No forbidden zone. Yea, right…
British film . . . going on the basis that not everyone in space will be a rocket scientist.
Another Peter Cushing/Christopher Lee blood-fest. Can't get enough people killed fast enough? Cram a very big cast onto a very fast/small train steaming across Siberia. Telly Savalas makes a great Cossack.
Every time one is around me, I lose things . . . a job, a boyfriend, money. Once, even the V-neck dress I was wearing jumped off my body and onto her!
This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.
I should have gone out young to find some disappointment and rejection early.