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Funny Observations

11. When Beethoven was my age he’d been dead five years.

See also Music.

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Funny Observations

12. People on Computers

The sum of the entire world's knowledge at their fingertips but can't look up the correct spelling of a word to make them read less ignorant.

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Funny T-Shirts

13. Baroque. When You Are out of Monet.

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Funny TV Shows

14. NCIS: New Orleans

Or any of the NCIS shows. No matter when, they find a parking space RIGHT IN FRONT of wherever they need to be. No meter. No forbidden zone. Yea, right…

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Funny Things

15. Fireworks

Much like a drum, no one wants to hear it but you.

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Funny Things

16. Helmet Hair

There hasn't been a time I took off a helmet without my hair looking flat and nasty. In the movies, hair flies like like an unfolding fog—sleek and beautiful. That's a FANTASY!

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Funny Movies

17. Morons From Outer Space

British film . . . going on the basis that not everyone in space will be a rocket scientist.

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Funny Movies

18. The Horror Express

Another Peter Cushing/Christopher Lee blood-fest. Can't get enough people killed fast enough? Cram a very big cast onto a very fast/small train steaming across Siberia. Telly Savalas makes a great Cossack.

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Funny Phobias

19. Peroxideaphobia - Fear of Blondes

Every time one is around me, I lose things . . . a job, a boyfriend, money. Once, even the V-neck dress I was wearing jumped off my body and onto her!

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Funny Advice

20. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

Added by MsKnowItAll on February 16, 2020| 8 Comments | 91 people like this You Like This | Unlike