MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Phrases
11. The Car Could Stop on a Dime . . .
. . . unfortunately, the dime COULD BE in your pocket. Strange way to sort pocket change . . .
Funny Phrases
12. Police Shows: The Warning Shot Missed His Ear by 3 Inches.
Too bad . . . got him right between the eyes.
Funny Questions
13. Why Are You Always Scratching?
Because I'm the only one who knows where it itches!
Funny Foods
14. Fried Turkey . . . NOOOOOOOOO!
For all the injuries and damages caused by frying a whole turkey . . . WHY DO THEY INSIST ON DEEP FRYING AN ENTIRE BIRD? A chicken is cut into edible pieces so I know it can be done. I think they are just looking for attention . . .
Funny Movies
15. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine
And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.
Funny Movies
16. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!
Funny Movies
18. Top Secret
Most people missed this, same guys who did Airplane! did this ignored gem. Opening sequence the best: SKEET SURFING! Parody by Beach Boy Brian Wilson himself . . . "If everybody had a 12 gauge, and a surfboard, too" . . .
Funny Animals
19. Cat Size
If they are not doing what you want, they are small enough to move around. Unfortunately, 5 of their 6 points are sharp enough to inflict bodily harm . . . but it's also a way of teaching you to be very fast, especially around cats.
Funny Books
20. Deadly Skills: Surviving Dangerous Situations -- AUDIO BOOK
You don't even have a real book to THROW at an attacker, but evidently they will TALK you through it!
