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Funny Instruments

11. How Long Does It Take to Tune a 12-string Guitar?

Nobody knows . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on January 22, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

12. I Think I'm the Alien Visiting This Planet . . .

which excuses me from this gene pool.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 25, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

16. The Wiz

Dorothy (Diana Ross) is treated badly at home, but over the rainbow everyone loves her, wants to make her queen . . . all she can say is that she wants to get back to Harlem. Not much of a dreamer . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 21, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

17. Aliens: Spotting and Encounters

Don't tell me a civilization that can flip across the universe can't find intelligent life on this planet. You can SEE Las Vegas from Space. Apparently it's easier to find a lone drunk in the desert. And just how many beers were involved? . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 21, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

18. If You Have Blood in Your Laundry, Your Problem is NOT Laundry.

Jerry Seinfeld

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 21, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

20. The Car Could Stop on a Dime . . .

. . . unfortunately, the dime COULD BE in your pocket. Strange way to sort pocket change . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 20, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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