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51. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks

So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.

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52. Having a child is like having a broke best friend.

See also Parents.

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53. The Name “Patrick” is Two Names Combined in One

See also Irish.

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54. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

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55. School is the Worst Job

I don't get paid enough for this rubbish. See also Schools.

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56. If You Stare at Nothing Long Enough, Others Will Gather Around and Stare at Nothing with You

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57. You Can’t Stand Backwards on Stairs

🤯

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58. Gummi worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

Look up what gelatin is made of. See also Candy, Horses.

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59. All the Languages in the World Are a Result of a Really Long Game of Telephone

See also Language.

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60. If trees were sentient, they’d make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

See also Dark, Trees.

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