Funny Observations

31. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

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32. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

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33. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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34. You Can’t Delete a Post on This Website

If I could, I’d delete this one.

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35. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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36. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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37. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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38. You Would Get in the Ocean if There Was a Dead Body Floating out There Somewhere, but You Wouldn’t Dare Get in a Pool with a Corpse

Ratios and expectations.

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39. Yogurt: It’s like swallowing a dead rat. Whole.

See also Dairy.

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40. Was was was before was was is.

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