Funny Observations

Funny Observations

31. Cheese is a Loaf of Milk

See also Dairy.

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32. Water Isn't Wet

Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.

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33. The Average Number of Skeletons Inside the Human Body is Greater than One

It sounds creepy until you realize that the major contributor to that statistic is pregnancy.

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34. "I will be contacting my lawyer" is the adult version of "I'm telling my mom."

Makes you think of Trump, doesn't it?

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35. There Are More Planes in the Ocean than Submarines in the Sky

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36. You Are Never More than 6 Feet Away from a Spider

See also Spiders.

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37. Elevators Are Teleporters to Dogs

See also Dogs, Pets.

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38. Every Time the Dentist Tells You to Bite Down, You're Really Biting Up

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39. Pants Are Just Long-Sleeve Shorts

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40. The Average Age of a 12-Year-Old is 12.5 Years Old

Think about it. See also Math.

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