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31. When Beethoven was my age he’d been dead five years.

See also Music.

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32. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

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33. November 2000 was the last time all humans were on Earth.

Ever since there has always been at least one person on the International Space Station. See also Space.

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34. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.

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35. If school isn’t a place for sleeping, then home isn’t a place for learning.

See also Schools.

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36. There’s a Fine Line Between a Numerator and a Denominator

You know, cos maths and stuff. See also Math.

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37. Pony and Bologna Rhyme

But cough, rough, through, and though don’t. See also English.

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38. Down for It and Up for It Mean the Same Thing

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39. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.

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40. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

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