Funny Observations
Funny Observations
31. Most Laugh Tracks are from the 50s, Which Means You’re Hearing Dead People Laughing
See also 50's.
Funny Observations
32. Taxes Are Just a Yearly Subscription to the Country You Live In…
And childhood is the free trial.
Funny Observations
34. If you have a Samsung Galaxy phone and call your friend that lives on another continent, you’re calling from a Galaxy far, far away.
Mind blown. See also Phones, Star Wars, Technology.
Funny Observations
35. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit
If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.
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Funny Observations
36. An Escalator Never Breaks, It Just Becomes Stairs
Funny Observations
37. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.