Funny Observations

Funny Observations

31. You Never Own Money, It’s Just Your Turn With It

See also Money.

Added by AmazingMazie on April 19, 2025| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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32. Water is Reverse Poison

It kills you if you don’t drink it. See also Water.

Added by a Guest on April 16, 2025| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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33. They Bleach the Butter and then Dye It Yellow

It’s normally gray. See also Dairy.

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34. Fish Do Be Funny Like That

See also Fish.

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35. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

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36. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

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37. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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38. You Can’t Delete a Post on This Website

If I could, I’d delete this one.

Added by Mediha on November 3, 2024| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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39. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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40. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2024| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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