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91. Our brain skips the the second “the.”

Read it again. 😉

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92. Mosquitoes are That Level One Enemy That Has No Health

Dnd there’s a ton of them. See also Video Games.

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93. Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we finally expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.

See also Plants.

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94. The Existence of Watermelon Can Only Mean There’s an Earthmelon, Firemelon, and Airmelon

These are the elemelons. See also Avatar.

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95. We’re All God’s Neopets, and He Forgot the Password

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96. Black Underwear and Bras are Essentially Censor Bars

See also Lingerie, Sophomoric, Underwear.

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97. Read and lead rhyme and so do read and lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme and neither do read and lead.

See also English.

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98. Ice Cubes Swim in Their Blood

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99. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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100. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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