Funny Observations

Funny Observations

131. I Bet It’s Called “Almond Milk” Because No One Can Say “Nut Juice” with a Straight Face

See also Dairy.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 1, 2021| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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132. ‘Misspelled’ is One of the Ten Hardest Words to Spell

I’m not kidding, look it up. See also Ironic.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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133. Every Second I Break My Record for Living…

See also Life.

Added by a Guest on October 27, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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134. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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135. A Mirror Can't Break; It Only Multiplies

See also Mirrors.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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136. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks

So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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137. Inflammable is its Own Antonym

It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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138. Having a child is like having a broke best friend.

See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on May 29, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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139. The Name “Patrick” is Two Names Combined in One

See also Irish.

Added by Yeetaleet on May 24, 2021| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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140. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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