Funny Observations

131. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

See also Sleep.

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132. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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133. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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134. The age ratio between two people always gets smaller…

But never flips. See also Math.

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135. Cats are smarter than humans. They don’t need to be taught to use the bathroom.

See also Cats.

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136. When Beethoven was my age he’d been dead five years.

See also Music.

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137. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

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138. November 2000 was the last time all humans were on Earth.

Ever since there has always been at least one person on the International Space Station. See also Space.

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139. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.

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140. If school isn’t a place for sleeping, then home isn’t a place for learning.

See also Schools.

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