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181. "Don't You Dare" Sounds Fine, but "Do Not You Dare" Sounds Wrong

See also Grammar.

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182. This is a Waste of Space

By putting this here, I'm making you scroll further to find something that's actually funny.

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183. Humans Created the Atomic Bomb, but No Mouse Would Ever Build a Mouse Trap

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184. Hearing a Crunch While Eating a Non-crunchy Food is One of the Most Horrifying Things That Can Happen

And viceversa. If my chips went silent I would die. See also Snacks.

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185. I Think Donald Trump Spends More Time Tweeting than Doing His Actual Job

See also Politics, Presidents.

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186. You’ve Only Ever Seen Yourself as a Reflection or in Photos

I saw this on a video by the YouTuber Kyutie!

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187. If You Rearrange the Letters of "A Postman"...

They become very angry.

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188. I Have Reached the Age of Believability

Ever since I passed 50, people younger (especially under 30) actually believe what I say... Paul McCartney wrote songs for me when we were dating... when I dated Eric Clapton all he did was talk about himself. Just LOVE their faces as I speak...

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189. Doesn’t Expecting the Unexpected Make the Unexpected Expected?

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190. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same

See also Death.

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