Funny Observations
Funny Observations
231. This is a Waste of Space
By putting this here, I'm making you scroll further to find something that's actually funny.
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232. Humans Created the Atomic Bomb, but No Mouse Would Ever Build a Mouse Trap
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233. Hearing a Crunch While Eating a Non-crunchy Food is One of the Most Horrifying Things That Can Happen
And viceversa. If my chips went silent I would die. See also Snacks.
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234. I Think Donald Trump Spends More Time Tweeting than Doing His Actual Job
See also Politics, Presidents.
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235. You’ve Only Ever Seen Yourself as a Reflection or in Photos
I saw this on a video by the YouTuber Kyutie!
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237. I Have Reached the Age of Believability
Ever since I passed 50, people younger (especially under 30) actually believe what I say... Paul McCartney wrote songs for me when we were dating... when I dated Eric Clapton all he did was talk about himself. Just LOVE their faces as I speak...
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238. Doesn’t Expecting the Unexpected Make the Unexpected Expected?
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239. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same
See also Death.
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240. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A
New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.