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261. Why do noses run and feet smell?

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262. If a baby is born in New York at 12:00 AM, and another baby is born simultaneously in California, they will have different birthdays.

See also Babies, Birthdays.

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263. Space Ships Are Just Air Submarines

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264. Why can a fly enter through a 2-inch cracked window, but can't leave through a wide open door?

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265. Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.

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266. If everything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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267. Brushing your teeth is the only time you wash your skeleton.

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268. At Some Point in Time, You Were the Youngest Human on Earth

Woah.

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269. The lobsters in the kitchen of the Titanic must have thought it was a miracle when it sank.

Now, they'll have a story to tell their grandchildren.

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270. Why Do People Say "I Slept Like a Baby" when Babies Wake Up Ten Times Every Hour?

See also Babies.

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