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241. If You Rearrange the Letters of "A Postman"...

They become very angry.

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242. I Have Reached the Age of Believability

Ever since I passed 50, people younger (especially under 30) actually believe what I say... Paul McCartney wrote songs for me when we were dating... when I dated Eric Clapton all he did was talk about himself. Just LOVE their faces as I speak...

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243. Doesn’t Expecting the Unexpected Make the Unexpected Expected?

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244. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same

See also Death.

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245. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A

New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.

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246. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island

It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.

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247. This Marks the 69th Observation

Nice. See also Sophomoric.

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248. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites

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249. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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250. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

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