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211. Doesn’t Expecting the Unexpected Make the Unexpected Expected?

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212. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same

See also Death.

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213. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A

New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.

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214. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island

It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.

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215. This Marks the 69th Observation

Nice. See also Sophomoric.

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216. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites

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217. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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218. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

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219. It is NOT an ORAL Exam

The only one who gives you an oral exam is a dentist. What you take as a school test is a VERBAL exam.

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220. There is No Sunrise or Sunset

The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 6, 2019| 1 Comment | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike