Funny Observations
Funny Observations
211. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A
New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.
Funny Observations
212. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island
It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.
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214. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites
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215. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off
Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.
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216. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw
So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.
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217. It is NOT an ORAL Exam
The only one who gives you an oral exam is a dentist. What you take as a school test is a VERBAL exam.
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218. There is No Sunrise or Sunset
The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.
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219. The Japanesse Flag Could Just be a Pie Chart of How Much of Japan is Japan
See also Flags.