1. One Day... You Will Die... So be Good
2. You Need Jesus in Your Life
Says the atheist
What a flute sounds like
6. I Couldn't Figure out Why the Baseball Kept Getting Larger. Then It Hit Me.
And then he got knocked out :)
8. More than 8 People on This Elevator Will Cause the Elevator to Stick to Floors
Yes, children count as people
9. Today at the Bank, an Old Lady Asked Me to Help Check Her Balance. So I Pushed Her Over.
I didn't do this