Funny Observations
Funny Observations
305. Rabbits jump and live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years.
Lesson learned.
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Funny Observations
306. By Day, I'm Just an Ordinary Person, but by Night, I'm the Same Person, Only It's Nighttime
Funny Observations
307. 6:30 is the Best Time on the Clock, Hands Down
Funny Observations
308. That's Circular Logic Because You're Using Circular Logic
But how is it circular logic?
Because that's circular logic! See also Logic.
Funny Observations
309. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop
See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.