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161. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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162. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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163. The age ratio between two people always gets smaller…

But never flips. See also Math.

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164. Cats are smarter than humans. They don’t need to be taught to use the bathroom.

See also Cats.

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165. When Beethoven was my age he’d been dead five years.

See also Music.

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166. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

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167. November 2000 was the last time all humans were on Earth.

Ever since there has always been at least one person on the International Space Station. See also Space.

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168. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.

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169. If school isn’t a place for sleeping, then home isn’t a place for learning.

See also Schools.

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170. There’s a Fine Line Between a Numerator and a Denominator

You know, cos maths and stuff. See also Math.

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