Funny Observations
Funny Observations
121. Pony and Bologna Rhyme
But cough, rough, through, and though don’t. See also English.
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122. Down for It and Up for It Mean the Same Thing
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123. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.
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124. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.
Go robbers. See also Crime.
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125. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.
Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.
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126. Disney Characters Are Confusing
Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.
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127. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO
Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.
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128. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks
I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.
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129. Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s Name to Neil A, and then Read It Backwards
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130. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job
See also Work.