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81. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

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82. Studying is Just Cheating in Advance

See also Schools.

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83. I’m Not Coming to the Party, but I Still Want to be Invited

See also Party.

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84. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

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85. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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86. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

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87. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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88. Each Tiny Cookie Crumb Could be Considered Its Own Cookie

See also Cookies.

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89. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River

Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.

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90. Watching People Come Through an Arrival Gate at an Airport is the Equivalent of Watching a Random Person Generator

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