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81. Life Didn’t Give Us Lemons

They’re man-made. Look it up. See also Lemons.

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82. Most Laugh Tracks are from the 50s, Which Means You’re Hearing Dead People Laughing

See also 50's.

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83. Taxes Are Just a Yearly Subscription to the Country You Live In…

And childhood is the free trial.

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84. Dogs Sniff Good Smells with Their Left Nostril

Who knew? See also Dogs.

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85. If you have a Samsung Galaxy phone and call your friend that lives on another continent, you’re calling from a Galaxy far, far away.

Mind blown. See also Phones, Star Wars, Technology.

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86. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit

If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.

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87. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

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88. An Escalator Never Breaks, It Just Becomes Stairs

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89. For every phobia, there is an equivalent philia.

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90. People Who Take Care of Chickens Are Chicken Tenders

Literally. See also Chickens, Farming.

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