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81. November 2000 was the last time all humans were on Earth.

Ever since there has always been at least one person on the International Space Station. See also Space.

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82. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.

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83. If school isn’t a place for sleeping, then home isn’t a place for learning.

See also Schools.

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84. There’s a Fine Line Between a Numerator and a Denominator

You know, cos maths and stuff. See also Math.

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85. Pony and Bologna Rhyme

But cough, rough, through, and though don’t. See also English.

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86. Down for It and Up for It Mean the Same Thing

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87. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.

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88. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

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89. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.

Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.

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90. Disney Characters Are Confusing

Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.

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