Funny Observations

81. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A

New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 2, 2019| 1 Comment | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

82. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island

It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 1, 2019| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

83. This Marks the 69th Observation

Nice. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2019| 7 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

84. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2019| 1 Comment | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

85. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2019| 7 Comments | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

86. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2019| 2 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

87. It is NOT an ORAL Exam

The only one who gives you an oral exam is a dentist. What you take as a school test is a VERBAL exam.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 8, 2019| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

88. There is No Sunrise or Sunset

The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 6, 2019| 1 Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

89. Men Play at Love to Get Sex; Women Play at Sex to Get Love

See also Sex.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

90. The Japanesse Flag Could Just be a Pie Chart of How Much of Japan is Japan

See also Flags, Japanese.

Added by StupidManatee on July 28, 2019| 4 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike