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81. “I will be contacting my lawyer” is the adult version of “I'm telling my mom.”

Makes you think of Trump, doesn’t it? See also Lawyers.

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82. There Are More Planes in the Ocean than Submarines in the Sky

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83. You Are Never More than 6 Feet Away from a Spider

See also Spiders.

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84. Elevators Are Teleporters to Dogs

See also Dogs, Pets.

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85. Every Time the Dentist Tells You to Bite Down, You're Really Biting Up

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86. Pants Are Just Long-Sleeve Shorts

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87. The Average Age of a 12-Year-Old is 12.5 Years Old

Think about it. See also Math.

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88. It Takes Longer to Say "WWW" than to Say "World Wide Web"

See also Internet.

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89. Apple: All Emojis Have to be Useful

Also Apple: 🔛 See also Computers, Internet.

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90. Tradition is Just Peer Pressure from Dead People

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