Funny Observations
Funny Observations
71. A Hot dog is a Taco
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73. People Are Getting Fatter, but TVs Are Getting Thinner
So we remain the same distance from the TV.
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74. “Go to Bed, You’ll Feel Better in the Morning" is the Human Version of “Did You Turn It off and Turn It Back on Again?”
See also Computers.
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75. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.
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76. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”
And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.
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77. You Have 3 Minutes to Live, but it Resets Every Time You Breathe
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78. In 50 Years Facebook Will be an Online Graveyard
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79. The English Language Has Evolved to the Point Where ‘Literally’ is Used Figuratively as a Hyperbole
See also English.
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80. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately
Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.