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71. The English Language Has Evolved to the Point Where ‘Literally’ is Used Figuratively as a Hyperbole

See also English.

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72. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately

Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.

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73. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

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74. Studying is Just Cheating in Advance

See also Schools.

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75. I’m Not Coming to the Party, but I Still Want to be Invited

See also Party.

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76. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

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77. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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78. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

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79. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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80. Each Tiny Cookie Crumb Could be Considered Its Own Cookie

See also Cookies.

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