Funny Observations

Funny Observations

71. We Place Too Much Emphasis on the Early Bird’s Good Luck, and Not Enough on the Early Worm’s Bad Luck

Poor worm. See also Birds, Nature.

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72. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

See also Sex, Shoes.

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73. I Bet It’s Called “Almond Milk” Because No One Can Say “Nut Juice” with a Straight Face

See also Dairy.

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74. ‘Misspelled’ is One of the Ten Hardest Words to Spell

I’m not kidding, look it up. See also Ironic.

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75. Every Second I Break My Record for Living…

See also Life.

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76. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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77. A Mirror Can't Break; It Only Multiplies

See also Mirrors.

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78. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks

So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.

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79. Inflammable is its Own Antonym

It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.

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80. Having a child is like having a broke best friend.

See also Parents.

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