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71. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”

And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.

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72. You Have 3 Minutes to Live, but it Resets Every Time You Breathe

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73. In 50 Years Facebook Will be an Online Graveyard

😳 See also Death, Facebook, Internet.

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74. The English Language Has Evolved to the Point Where ‘Literally’ is Used Figuratively as a Hyperbole

See also English.

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75. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately

Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.

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76. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

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77. Studying is Just Cheating in Advance

See also Schools.

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78. I’m Not Coming to the Party, but I Still Want to be Invited

See also Party.

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79. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

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80. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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