Funny Observations

Funny Observations

71. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island

It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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72. This Marks the 69th Observation

Nice. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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74. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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75. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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76. It is NOT an ORAL Exam

The only one who gives you an oral exam is a dentist. What you take as a school test is a VERBAL exam.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 8, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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77. There is No Sunrise or Sunset

The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 6, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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78. Men Play at Love to Get Sex; Women Play at Sex to Get Love

See also Sex.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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80. There are 3 types of people.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

Added by HermionePurple26 on July 24, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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