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71. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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72. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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73. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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74. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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75. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

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76. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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77. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

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78. Every Mirror is Used

Think about it.

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79. Freshwater is One Word, but Salt Water is Two

Why?

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80. Humans Cut Down Birdhouses to Make More Birdhouses

Think about it. See also Birds.

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