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71. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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72. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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73. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

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74. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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75. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

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76. Every Mirror is Used

Think about it.

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77. Freshwater is One Word, but Salt Water is Two

Why?

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78. Humans Cut Down Birdhouses to Make More Birdhouses

Think about it. See also Birds.

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79. Life Didn’t Give Us Lemons

They’re man-made. Look it up. See also Lemons.

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80. Most Laugh Tracks are from the 50s, Which Means You’re Hearing Dead People Laughing

See also 50's.

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