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41. Your Future Self is Saying Horrible Things About You

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42. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill

He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.

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43. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell

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44. The Bored Button Never Gets Pressed, Only the Device You Are Holding

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45. A Hot dog is a Taco

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46. Warm Water Tastes Round and Cold Water Tastes Pointy

See also Water.

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47. People Are Getting Fatter, but TVs Are Getting Thinner

So we remain the same distance from the TV.

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48. “Go to Bed, You’ll Feel Better in the Morning" is the Human Version of “Did You Turn It off and Turn It Back on Again?”

See also Computers.

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49. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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50. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”

And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.

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