Funny Observations
Funny Observations
42. They Bleach the Butter and then Dye It Yellow
It’s normally gray. See also Dairy.
Funny Observations
44. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar
See also Books.
Funny Observations
45. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones
Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.
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Funny Observations
46. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth
Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.
Funny Observations
49. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators
Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.