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41. Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we finally expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.

See also Plants.

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42. The Existence of Watermelon Can Only Mean There’s an Earthmelon, Firemelon, and Airmelon

These are the elemelons. See also Avatar.

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43. We’re All God’s Neopets, and He Forgot the Password

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44. Black Underwear and Bras are Essentially Censor Bars

See also Lingerie, Sophomoric, Underwear.

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45. Read and lead rhyme and so do read and lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme and neither do read and lead.

See also English.

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46. Ice Cubes Swim in Their Blood

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47. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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48. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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49. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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50. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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