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41. 100% of Divorces are Caused by Marriage

See also Marriage.

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42. No one bats an eye when someone kills an ant.

But when an ant kills someone… See also Insects.

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43. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

See also Death.

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44. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home

See also Elderly, Ghosts.

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45. Social Anxiety is Basically Conspiracy Theories About Yourself

See also Anxiety.

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46. Replying “k” in Morse Code is Still Passive-Aggressive

-.-

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47. Your Future Self is Saying Horrible Things About You

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48. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill

He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.

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49. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell

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50. The Bored Button Never Gets Pressed, Only the Device You Are Holding

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