Funny Observations
Funny Observations
41. “Go to Bed, You’ll Feel Better in the Morning" is the Human Version of “Did You Turn It off and Turn It Back on Again?”
See also Computers.
Funny Observations
42. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.
Funny Observations
43. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”
And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.
Funny Observations
44. You Have 3 Minutes to Live, but it Resets Every Time You Breathe
Funny Observations
45. In 50 Years Facebook Will be an Online Graveyard
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny observation.
Funny Observations
46. The English Language Has Evolved to the Point Where ‘Literally’ is Used Figuratively as a Hyperbole
See also English.
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47. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately
Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.
Funny Observations
48. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta
You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.