An old expression for made up nonsense. Today we'd say, "B.S.", but I think this one needs to be revived.
At some point in life, you have to outgrow this. It's like, really annoying, when people say it, like, all the time. But then like, you're talking to this person who is like doing it, and you're like suppressing the urge to like totally laugh in his face. See also Teenagers.
Women's breasts, and men's frequent discomfort in referring to them in a way thatís not rude. Particularly when they're alone among women. Inasmuch as men get loud and boisterous about female body parts while among other men, like chimpanzees for example, they are strangely tentative, even skittish in this, when alone among women. When alone among women to whom they're related, this ensuing awkwardness is multiplied times 100,000. ďAh, yes, you're right, Janey and Tisha, Gina does have, um,...large...Breastes-ses.Ē
25. Pipe Down!
Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.
26. "...in Bed."
Reciting your fortune cookie, then saying, "...in bed" after whatever is says. Always funny. See also Sex.
Okay, first of all, man-bra. But there's more. Assuming you're in good health, fellah, then your moobs should, for the most part, not be staring at the ground; and, if they are, Who gives a damn anyway? You're a MAN! See also Lingerie.
29. Tramp Stamp
Lower back (just above butt crack) tattoo on women. Worst scourge on society since the wine cooler. I guess it implies guys have something to read during doggie-style relations, or some kind of trailer park turn-on. All I know is it's probably better to think these things through first. See also White Trash.
Pronounced mah-nahm-mah-nee, it's a town about 60 miles east of Minneapolis. Locals often call it, "Me no money".