Tim's Entries

Funny Clothes

41. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes

Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.

Added by Tim on August 31, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

42. Triple Whopper with Cheese

The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.

Added by Tim on August 31, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

43. Balls O' Friday

Exclaimed by my mother when she hit the boiling point. And then would come the hitting.

Added by Tim on August 26, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

44. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

Added by Tim on August 25, 2008| 30 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

45. The Yips

A failure to perform easy tasks under pressure; missing a 6-inch putt, dropping the ball, flubbing a short speech in front of the boss, et al.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

46. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl

A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

47. Joe Blow

Like, you just don't matter, man.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

48. Rinsing the Soap off Your Taint

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

49. The Joy of Sex

Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.

Added by Tim on August 19, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

50. Spoons

I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Tim

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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy married life, reading history books, hiking, Stephanie Miller Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs. Veteran. Can drive stick.

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