As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.
42. The Yips
A failure to perform easy tasks under pressure; missing a 6-inch putt, dropping the ball, flubbing a short speech in front of the boss, et al.
46. The Joy of Sex Shop
Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experiencecarefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.
I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?
This is why Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.
"That guy's got one wheel in the sand." Sort of like "not playing with a full deck," that sort of thing.