Tim's Entries
Funny Songs
41. The Streak Shop
1974 Ray Stevens hit highlighting the inherently funny trend of taking off all of one's clothes and running really fast in broad daylight. See also Nudity.
Funny Things
42. Ticket to Nowheresville
That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.
Funny Clothes
43. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes
Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.
Funny Foods
44. Triple Whopper with Cheese
The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.
Funny Sayings
45. Balls O' Friday
Exclaimed by my mother when she hit the boiling point. And then would come the hitting.
Funny Insults
46. Homeschool
As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.
Funny Diseases
47. The Yips
A failure to perform easy tasks under pressure; missing a 6-inch putt, dropping the ball, flubbing a short speech in front of the boss, et al.
Funny Drinks
48. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.
