Tim's Entries
Funny Tattoos
32. Tramp Stamp
Lower back (just above butt crack) tattoo on women. Worst scourge on society since the wine cooler. I guess it implies guys have something to read during doggie-style relations, or some kind of trailer park turn-on. All I know is it's probably better to think these things through first. See also White Trash.
Funny Places
33. Menomonie, Wisconsin
Pronounced mah-nahm-mah-nee, it's a town about 60 miles east of Minneapolis. Locals often call it, "Me no money".
Funny People
34. Rainbow Afro Guy
Used to show up at most major televised sporting events. Very noticeable. See also Sports.
Funny Nicknames
35. Funny Boy
As in "Hey, Funny Boy!". Said loudly after somebody made fun of somebody else, and somebody took exception. A swift beating then ensues, from one side or the other.
Funny Products
37. Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific
Actual name of a shampoo in the 70's and 80's. Do they still make this stuff? See also 70's, Hygiene.
Funny Videos
38. Good Oral Hygiene
The navy has three different instructional videos on the proper way to brush your teeth.
Funny Songs
39. The Streak Shop
1974 Ray Stevens hit highlighting the inherently funny trend of taking off all of one's clothes and running really fast in broad daylight. See also Nudity.
Funny Things
40. Ticket to Nowheresville
That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.