71. Boogie Fever
Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.
I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious. See also Cars.
C'mon, be a man and save your money and then get a real leather jacket. You'll thank yourself.
74. Mini Bikes
Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.