Tim's Entries
Funny Tattoos
71. Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With
My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.
Funny Clothes
73. Rubber Overshoes Shop
Most often seen in the Midwest, designed to protect your “good” shoes from moisture and salt.
Funny Diseases
74. Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.
Funny Diseases
75. Boogie Fever
Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.
Funny Products
76. Yosemite Sam "Back Off" Mudflaps Shop
I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious. See also Cars.
Funny Clothes
77. Fake Leather Jackets Shop
C'mon, be a man and save your money and then get a real leather jacket. You'll thank yourself.
Funny Conveyances
78. Mini Bikes
Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.
Funny Toys
79. Sit 'N Spin
Exactly that—kid sits on a plastic circle and cranks a smaller circle, causing kid to spin around. Available in landfills everywhere. See also 70's.
Funny Conveyances
80. Sneakers With Wheels
As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great. See also Children, Clothes, Shoes.
