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11. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

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12. Ripped Jeans

Otherwise known as paying for something broken. See also Pants.

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13. Ranger Panties

What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.

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14. Women's Jeans Pockets

The smallest things in existence. See also Useless.

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15. Glow-in-the-dark Ninja Outfit Shop

As stealthy as a marching band.

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16. Pants on the Side of the Road

How did they get there? See also Pants.

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17. Nose Rings

No, you don't look cool. You look like a bull. A bull who will never have a job.

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18. Eargloves

When you're out in the cold and don't have a hat or hoodie and have to press your gloves into ear service. See also Winter.

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19. Foot Underwear

Socks: the underwear of your feet. See also Underwear.

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20. Trench Coats

Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.

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