13. Nose Rings
No, you don't look cool. You look like a bull. A bull who will never have a job.
When you're out in the cold and don't have a hat or hoodie and have to press your gloves into ear service. See also Winter.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny item of clothing?
16. Trench Coats
Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.
17. Butt Clothes
Also known as underwear.