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Funny Things to Do

111. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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Funny Nicknames

112. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

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Funny Euphemisms

113. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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Funny Names

114. Timor Leste

The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English.

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Funny Things to Do

115. Eating Cereal for Dinner

College dining at its finest. See also College.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

116. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

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Funny Questions

118. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?

Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.

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Funny Advice

119. If You Cut the Tennis Balls in Half, You Can Fit 6 in a Container

It works, but don't actually do it please.

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Funny Things

120. Interstate Highways in Hawai'i

Exactly which other states do they go to? See also Hawaii.

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