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It kills you if you don’t drink it. See also Water.

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Funny Jobs

114. Mathemagician

Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.

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Funny Books

115. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop

Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.

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116. Legger

From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.

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117. Splitting Your Pants

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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118. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color

Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?

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119. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

Funny Words

120. Sinep

Estonian mustard, but something else backwards. See also Sophomoric.

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111. You Look Like You Buy Seedless Grapes, then Hold Them up to the Light to Look for Seeds

112. You Look Like You Miss the Turn Lane Every Time and Have to Cut Across Traffic

113. Water is Reverse Poison