Funny Phrases

111. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine

See also Royalty.

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Funny Words

112. Blunderflump

The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

113. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

114. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

115. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Funny Words

116. Hootenanny

A party involving banjos and confusion.

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Funny Questions

117. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

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Funny Quotes

118. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.

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Funny T-Shirts

119. I Didn’t Know What to Wear So I Put on This Shirt Shop

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Funny Anti-Jokes

120. Why Do Birds Fly South During the Winter?

It’s quicker than walking. See also Birds.

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