Funny Insults

101. You Look Like You Put Carpet in Your Bathroom

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Funny Nicknames

102. Benefit Cornstarch

You all know who it is. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Products

103. Unscissors

Like scissors, but they seal stuff instead of cutting it. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

104. I’m on a Seafood Diet

When I see food, if it’s fish, I eat it.

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Funny Insults

105. Thou Darned and Luxurious Mountain Goat

Shakespearean insults are the place to be. (Or not to be.) See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Words

106. Spelunk

A word for exploring caves, but also the sound a big rock makes when dropped in water.

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Funny Insults

107. You Look Like the Friend in the Horror Movie That Gets Bitten but is Trying to Hide It

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Funny Anti-Jokes

108. What Does a Horse Do on a Weekend?

The same as on weekdays, because they don’t work. See also Horses.

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Funny Insults

109. You Look Like You Try to Make Submissions in the Comments

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Funny Tattoos

110. A Tattoo of Your Arm Going Down Your Arm

Cool, another arm for your arm. See also Body.

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