Funny Questions

101. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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Funny Sayings

102. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Shit

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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Funny Names

103. Shanda Lear

Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...

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Funny Observations

104. The Japanesse Flag Could Just be a Pie Chart of How Much of Japan is Japan

See also Flags, Japanese.

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Funny Diseases

105. Built Backwards

Your feet smell and your nose runs...

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Funny Instruments

106. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube

Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.

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Funny TV Shows

107. My Mother The Car

NOTHING else was this dysfunctional! Man who NEVER left his mother, now takes care of her spirit in a Model-T car. Obviously this man will NEVER get a date. And mom will NEVER let him go... who thought this was a good idea? See also 60's.

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Funny Observations

108. There are 3 types of people.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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Funny Observations

109. The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

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Funny Euphemisms

110. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

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