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Funny Animals
101. Helpful Geese
If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.
Funny Phrases
103. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine
See also Royalty.
Funny Words
104. Grumbleflap
The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.
Funny Words
105. Blunderflump
The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.
Funny Quotes
110. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”
―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.