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Funny Jobs
101. Mathemagician
Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.
Funny Books
102. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop
Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.
Funny Jobs
103. Legger
From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.
Funny Insults
105. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color
Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?
Funny Sayings
106. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.
See also Weddings.
Funny Insults
109. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore
There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.
Funny Questions
110. Are You My Appendix?
Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.