Funny Euphemisms

71. Nature’s Toilet Paper

Also known as leaves. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Insults

72. You Look Like Your Favorite Sport is Fishing

See also Fishing.

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Funny Products

73. Slimper

A small portable device that is used to apply pressure to wrinkles and creases in clothing, making them appear smooth and presentable. See also Made Up.

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Funny Sayings

74. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.

The worse news is that I caught it.

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Funny Things to Do

75. Jumping up and Not Coming Back Down

Weeee.

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Funny Animals

76. Lesser-Spotted Snurd

Rare animal found in rivers. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

77. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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Funny Euphemisms

78. Passed Away

Bro, just say someone died. See also Death.

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Funny Insults

79. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

80. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password

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