Funny Words

71. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

72. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

73. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Funny Words

74. Hootenanny

A party involving banjos and confusion.

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Funny Questions

75. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

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Funny Quotes

76. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.

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Funny T-Shirts

77. I Didn’t Know What to Wear So I Put on This Shirt Shop

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Funny Anti-Jokes

78. Why Do Birds Fly South During the Winter?

It’s quicker than walking. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

79. What Has 18 Legs, 18 Arms, and 18 Eyes?

The Supreme Court.

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Funny Insults

80. Expectations Were on the Ground and You Brought a Shovel

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