Funny Things

71. Wombat Poop

Famously cube-shaped. See also Australian, Scatalogical.

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Funny Quotes

72. “My name is Bobby, I like to party, and if you don't believe me, watch me shake my body!”

―Bobby Hill

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Funny Insults

73. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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Funny Observations

74. If Skunks Ever Learn How to Use Lighters, We’re All Doomed

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

75. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

76. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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Funny Observations

77. There’s No Reason for Us to Go Barefoot While Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Observations

78. There is a Person in the World Who Has Eaten More Mayonnaise than Any Other Person, and They Don’t Know It

It could be you…

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Funny Animals

79. Pairrot

Conjoined twin parrots. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

80. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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