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Funny Sayings
71. The Potato Poem
Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.
Funny Things to Do
73. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack
You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.
Funny Things to Do
74. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll
When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.
Funny Animals
76. Lowland Streaked Tenrec
An odd cross of a shrew, an opossum, and an otter. See also African.