Funny Toys

71. Jolly Chimp

A cymbal-banging monkey with manic eyes. See also 50's, Monkeys.

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Funny Toys

72. Little Miss No-Name

A doll designed to look like a homeless child with a tear in her eye. See also 60's, Dolls.

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Funny Euphemisms

73. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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Funny Dances

74. Ballet, but While Holding a Chair to Your Butt

See also Ballet.

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Funny Observations

75. Bricks Are Domesticated Rocks

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Funny Advice

76. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

77. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Observations

78. Oxygen is Literally a Toxic Gas That Takes 60 to 80 Years to Kill You

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Funny Advice

79. Never Put Uranium in Your Cranium

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Funny Observations

80. A Baker Covers His Mistakes in Frosting; a Surgeon Covers His Mistakes in Soil

See also Doctors.

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