Funny Anti-Jokes

71. My Grief Counsellor Died Yesterday, and He’s So Good, I Don’t Even Care

See also Death, Therapy.

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Funny Questions

72. Why Did the Old Man Fall Down the Well?

Because he didn’t see that well.

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Funny Things to Do

73. Catching Ghosts Outside

Even spirits need to touch grass. See also Ghosts.

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Funny Euphemisms

74. The Floor is Lava, But Sad

Also known as Monday morning.

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Funny Words

75. Hobnob

To mingle in a fancy way.

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Funny Drinks

76. Beefy Beer

Mug Root Beer in a salami cup. See also Meat, Soda.

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Funny Questions

77. Why does the refrigerator have a light, but the freezer doesn’t? Is the frozen pizza not deserving of visibility?

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Funny Questions

78. If Laughing is Laughter, Then Why is Coughing Not Called Coughter?

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Funny Sayings

79. I Like to Put My Oranges in the Refrigerator, then Close the Door and Open It Back Up Again to Play a Sad, Sadistic Version of Peek-a-Boo

A saying some friends and I used back in school when fooling around with Google Translate.

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Funny Advice

80. If You See a Dog Wearing Underwear, Then It’s Probably Not a Dog

See also Dogs.

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