Funny Insults

71. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents, Sex.

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Funny Names

72. Donald J. Trump: The 'J' is for Genius

See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Animals

73. Irrelephant

Also known as an elephant that don't matter.

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Funny Names

74. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Sayings

75. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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Funny Tattoos

76. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

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Funny Phrases

77. Getting My Spells

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Songs

78. Turkey in the Straw

Also known as the Ice Cream Truck Song. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

79. Stepping on a Rake with a Bare Foot

Double whammy.

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Funny Foods

80. Blood Popsicles

Yes, this exists. I'm not sure when, but a zookeeper once decided it was so hot, they gave all the animals fruit popsicles, and the lion a blood popsicle.

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