Funny Euphemisms

71. The Happiest You’ve Ever Been to Immediate Depression in Ten Minutes

Also known as Sunday night.

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Funny Insults

72. You Look Like The Sort Of Person Who, When Someone Asks You What You Are Doing, Instead Of Saying ‘Nothing,’ You Say “Everything’

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Funny Observations

73. You Can Never Expect the Unexpected Because then It’s Expected

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Funny Things to Do

74. Wearing Socks on Your Hands when Grilling a Huge Steak

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Funny Anti-Jokes

75. How Do You Make Something Without a Recipe?

Just wing it—it’s not that hard.

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Funny Names

76. Karlee, Karley, Karly, Karleigh, Carlee, Carley, Carly, and Carleigh

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Funny Names

77. John B. Goodenough

Nobel laureate in the field of chemistry, specifically for his work in magnetic superconductors.

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Funny Quotes

78. “The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.”

―Bill Murray

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Funny Sayings

79. Your Bad Luck Has Probably Saved You From Worse Luck

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Funny Words

80. Enphonesulated

Completely invested in a phone screen. See also Made Up.

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