Funny Sayings

71. Blessed is He Who Has Nothing to Say and Who Cannot be Persuaded to Say It

I’ve wanted to post this at every meeting I’ve ever attended.

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Funny Words

72. Fantassin

An infantryman or foot soldier. Sounds like something totally different. See also Military.

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Funny Euphemisms

73. Emo Glitter

Also known as dust.

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Funny Things to Do

74. Asking a Plumber to Fix Your TV

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Funny Observations

75. Abraham Lincoln Was Born on the Same Day as His Birthday

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Funny Observations

76. Millennials Use LOL Like It’s STOP at the End of a Telegraph LOL

See also Millennials.

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Funny Insults

77. You Look Like an Ear of Corn Who Wished to Become Human

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Funny Insults

78. You’re the Type of Person to Wake Somebody Up to Ask if They’re Asleep

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Funny Insults

79. You Look Like You Rotate the Squares While Playing Tetris

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Funny Euphemisms

80. Lowercase Chair

Also known as a stool. See also Furniture.

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