Funny Insults

71. 8AMer

Someone who wakes up at 8am.

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Funny Quotes

72. “If you want to do that thing, do the thing that you are required to do for that thing.”

―A Wise Man

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Funny Names

73. General Booty

Real football player. See also Football.

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Funny Quotes

74. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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Funny Diseases

75. Mississippiphobia

The fear of having to spell Mississippi. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

76. If you miss someone’s funeral, they won’t care.

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Funny Quotes

77. “Anything Yogi Berra ever said.”

―Me

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Funny Things to Do

78. Stealing a Jetpack, Then Running Away

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Funny Euphemisms

79. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

80. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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