71. Nature’s Toilet Paper
Also known as leaves. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
72. You Look Like Your Favorite Sport is Fishing
See also Fishing.
A small portable device that is used to apply pressure to wrinkles and creases in clothing, making them appear smooth and presentable. See also Made Up.
74. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.
The worse news is that I caught it.
76. Lesser-Spotted Snurd
Rare animal found in rivers. See also Made Up.
77. Carry a Fork With You
If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.
78. Passed Away
Bro, just say someone died. See also Death.
79. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally
Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.