Funny Quotes

71. “The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.”

―Bill Murray

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Funny Sayings

72. Your Bad Luck Has Probably Saved You From Worse Luck

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Funny Words

73. Enphonesulated

Completely invested in a phone screen. See also Made Up.

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Funny Animals

74. Chondrocladia

A carnivorous tree sponges that ping pong balls come from.

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Funny Things

75. A Thingamabob with a Bunch of Doodads and Doohickeys

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Funny Euphemisms

76. Bird of Dark Bitey-ness

Also known as a bat. See also Rodents.

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Funny Phobias

77. Fobeeya

The fear of incorrect spellings.

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Funny Things to Do

78. Inviting Ghosts to Have Dinner when You Are Home Alone

See also Ghosts.

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Funny Things to Do

79. Opening the Microwave Right Before It Beeps

Patience… See also Kitchen.

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Funny Questions

80. Do dogs only lick us because they know we have bones inside?

See also Dogs.

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