Funny Insults

61. You Look Like You Jump into Your Pants to Put Them on

See also Pants.

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Funny Observations

62. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

63. What’s Red and Not There?

No strawberries.

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Funny Jobs

64. The Two Men Who Carry a Pane of Glass Everywhere

They are in at least one episode of every slapstick cartoon. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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Funny Observations

65. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

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Funny Sayings

66. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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Funny Instruments

67. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

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Funny Dances

68. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

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Funny Observations

69. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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Funny Insults

70. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

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