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Funny Animals
62. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.
Funny Things to Do
64. Slappy Spatchy
Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.
Funny Advice
66. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats
See also Cats.
Funny Insults
68. Bad Morning
A primary school kids go-to when they have to say hello to the teacher after not getting ice cream for breakfast.
Funny T-Shirts
70. Dear Person Behind Me, the World is a Better Place with You in It. Shop
Love, the Person in Front of You