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61. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone

It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.

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62. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.

One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.

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63. Ribbon Seal

First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.

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64. Poop Tabmow

The opposite of wombat poop. (Which is square, BTW.)

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65. Go Hang a Salami, I’m a Lasagna Hog

Reverse it. See also Palindromes.

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A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.

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Funny Animals

67. Aha Ha

An actual species of wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Things to Do

68. Slappy Spatchy

Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.

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Funny Words

69. Darkle

The opposite of sparkle. See also Made Up.

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