Funny Phrases

61. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Drinks

62. Beer, But It Tastes Like It Does on TV

Heavenly. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

63. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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Funny Advice

64. A Conclusion is Simply the Place Where You Got Tired of Thinking

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Funny Advice

65. Don’t Judge a Book by Its Movie

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Funny Advice

66. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Sayings

67. A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Computer

See also Chores, Computers.

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Funny Euphemisms

68. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Insults

69. You Appear to be Homeschooled by a Pigeon

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Funny Insults

70. You Look Like You Were Born in June

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