Funny Things to Do

61. Picking Up Furry Stuffed Animal and Making Like It's Biting Your Neck

This really upsets small children but makes adults laugh!

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Funny Things to Do

62. Backing Your Way Through a Drive Thru

That way the passenger has to order and pay! See also Fast Food, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

63. While Having a Conversation, Start Swaying Slowly Back and Forth.

See how long it takes anyone to notice. This is incredibly effective when talking to drunks . . .

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Funny Anti-Jokes

64. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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Funny Clothes

65. Boots Printed with Fine Art

I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.

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Funny Insults

66. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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Funny Nicknames

67. Dick

I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?

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Funny Observations

68. Men Play at Love to Get Sex; Women Play at Sex to Get Love

See also Sex.

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Funny Questions

69. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

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Funny Places

70. La Rue Street

Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.

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