Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.
A man sick of telemarketers changed his name so the telemarketers wouldn't know how to pronounce it.
68. Ceejay A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi
Formerly just Ceejay Epton, she changed her name because she thought it would help her son learn the alphabet.
Formerly Terri Illigan, she sold her name on eBay for $15,199. See also Internet.