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Funny Animals
61. Impressed Tortoise
Tortoise found in mountains of Southeast Asia. See also Turtles.
Funny Foods
62. Clootie Dumpling
Might sound unappetizing, but it's apparently dried fruits wrapped in cloth then simmered in hot water. See also Dessert, Scottish.
Funny Foods
63. The Imam Fainted
I’m not kidding, that’s the actual name. It’s prepared with eggplants, tomatoes, and garlic. See also Turkish.
Funny Quotes
65. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan
Funny Quotes
66. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
Funny Foods
69. Boxty
Irish potato pancake made with a mixture of mashed potatoes and raw grated potatoes. See also Irish, Potatoes.
Funny Insults
70. You Look Like Your Favorite Candy is a Tic Tac
And the mint ones too. See also Candy.