Oh, come on! No woman can use that! Even two breast pockets is awkward. Guys look at a chest already. Pockets just look like pasties.
It's not cheese and it's not toes... so what exactly is it? See also Snacks.
67. Hearing a Crunch While Eating a Non-crunchy Food is One of the Most Horrifying Things That Can Happen
And viceversa. If my chips went silent I would die. See also Snacks.
One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.