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Funny Foods
61. Shit on a Shingle
A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.
Funny Jobs
62. Staying Alive
Everyday, people all around the world work tirelessly to keep themselves alive for just a little bit longer. See also Life.
Funny Sayings
63. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants
See also Pants, Scatological.
Funny Observations
65. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.
Funny Observations
66. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”
And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.
Funny Words
67. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious
Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.
Funny Questions
68. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.
Funny Questions
69. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?
See also Guns.
Funny Insults
70. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There
See also Monsters.