Funny Anti-Jokes

61. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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Funny Clothes

62. Ripped Jeans

Otherwise known as paying for something broken. See also Pants.

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Funny Dances

63. The Invisibility

Run away.

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Funny Euphemisms

64. Guy Flying Around in His Underwear

Also known as Superman. See also Comics.

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Funny Advice

65. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.

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Funny Euphemisms

66. Water Hungry

Also known as thirsty.

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Funny Questions

67. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.

Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...

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Funny Clothes

68. Ranger Panties

What people in the military call the super short shorts they wear during physical training. See also Military.

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Funny Drinks

69. Hammer

Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.

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Funny Euphemisms

70. Stabby Grabby

Also known as a fork. See also Silverware.

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