German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
66. Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.
67. Hot Mess Express
My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."
69. Timor Leste
The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English.