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Funny Quotes
61. “Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”
―Audrey Hepburn See also Beauty.
Funny Books
62. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop
Abbie's got an obsession.
Funny Insults
63. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts
See also Flatulence.
Funny Advice
65. Don’t Eat in the Library
Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.
Funny Observations
67. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees
See also Fire.
Funny Things to Do
70. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone
It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.