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Funny Observations
92. Somewhere in the World, There’s a Tree Whose Wood Became a Pencil That Wrote a Poem About Trees
Funny Animals
93. Helpful Geese
If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.
Funny Phrases
95. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine
See also Royalty.
Funny Words
97. Blunderflump
The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.
Funny Words
98. Grumbleflap
The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.