94. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.
Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.
99. Fish Skeletons
Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.