51. Paris Syndrome
53. Lord Tweedmouth
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55. Your Welcome Mat
There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”
Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.
See also Math.
Tthhee rreessuulltt? Llaauugghhss ffrroomm yyoouu, ccoonnffuusseedd llooookkss ffrroomm eevveerryyoonnee eellssee. See also Repetition.