Funny Things to Do

51. Punching Wildly When You Get Soap in Your Eyes

So the monster doesn’t get you. See also Hygiene.

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Funny Advice

52. If You Want to be Good at Something, First Point and Laugh at Someones Who’s Bad at It

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Funny Insults

53. You Look Like You Would Say “Clear” When Someone Asks You Your Favorite Color

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Funny Diseases

54. Garyxia

Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Gary. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

55. Any Machine Can be a Smoke Machine if You Operate It Wrong Enough

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Funny Quotes

56. “Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

―Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Sayings

57. I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing Side Quests

See also Video Games.

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Funny Toys

58. Gotta Go Flamingo Shop

A pooping, singing, sherbert-colored flamingo. See also Birds, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

59. The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket

See also Crime, Nudity.

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Funny Names

60. Kate and Duplikate

Perfect names for twins.

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