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Funny Insults
51. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."
Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Quotes
52. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."
Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.
Funny Sayings
53. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times
See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.
Funny Insults
54. You Played Me Like a Fiddle
No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Funny Observations
56. The Average Number of Skeletons Inside the Human Body is Greater than One
It sounds creepy until you realize that the major contributor to that statistic is pregnancy.
Funny Observations
57. "I will be contacting my lawyer" is the adult version of "I'm telling my mom."
Makes you think of Trump, doesn't it?
Funny Sayings
58. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.
That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.
Funny Sayings
59. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278
You were too lazy to read those numbers.