Funny Products

51. Unscissors

Like scissors, but they seal stuff instead of cutting it. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

52. I’m on a Seafood Diet

When I see food, if it’s fish, I eat it.

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Funny Insults

53. Thou Darned and Luxurious Mountain Goat

Shakespearean insults are the place to be. (Or not to be.) See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Words

54. Spelunk

A word for exploring caves, but also the sound a big rock makes when dropped in water.

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Funny Insults

55. You Look Like the Friend in the Horror Movie That Gets Bitten but is Trying to Hide It

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Funny Anti-Jokes

56. What Does a Horse Do on a Weekend?

The same as on weekdays, because they don’t work. See also Horses.

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Funny Insults

57. You Look Like You Try to Make Submissions in the Comments

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Funny Tattoos

58. A Tattoo of Your Arm Going Down Your Arm

Cool, another arm for your arm. See also Body.

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Funny Animals

59. Andean Cock-in-the-Rock

National bird of Peru. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

60. You Look Like You Yell at Waiters

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