Funny Sayings

51. At the End of the Day… It’s Night

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Funny Observations

52. If You Eat Fish and then Drink Water, the Fish Will Come to Life and Swim in Your Stomach

See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

53. Conjoined Eyepatch Twins

Also known as a blindfold.

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Funny Jobs

54. Golf Ball Diver

Dives in the ponds at golf courses to retrieve lost golf balls. See also Golf.

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Funny Phrases

55. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Drinks

56. Beer, But It Tastes Like It Does on TV

Heavenly. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

57. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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Funny Advice

58. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Advice

59. A Conclusion is Simply the Place Where You Got Tired of Thinking

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Funny Advice

60. Don’t Judge a Book by Its Movie

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