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Funny Songs
51. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.
Funny Things to Do
52. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground
Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.
Funny Toys
53. Sheep Noise Maker Shop
Upside down then up, and then "Baaaa," a SHEEP NOISE! See also Farming.
Funny Clothes
54. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks
Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.
Funny Clothes
55. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag
Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...
Funny Clothes
56. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest
As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.
Funny Questions
57. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?
So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?
Funny Advice
59. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life
If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.
Funny Advice
60. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks
When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.