Funny Things to Do
51. Riding Brooms Around Your Block
Bonus points for cackling like a witch.
52. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River
Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.
A nice word for any number of bad words.
55. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House
See also Electricity.
56. The Wee-Weedwacker
Just a wee weedwhacker for all wee lads and lassies out there. See also Made Up.
Similar to an armpit, the moist skin beneath your elbow.
58. Guinea Big
Also known as a capybara.
60. Emo Butterflies
Also known as moths.