Funny Sayings

51. A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Computer

See also Chores, Computers.

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Funny Euphemisms

52. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Insults

53. You Appear to be Homeschooled by a Pigeon

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Funny Insults

54. You Look Like You Were Born in June

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Funny Products

55. Eye Plugs

Ears have them. Eyes should too. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

56. Taking a Bath in Spaghetti

And pretending you’re a big meatball. See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

57. You Look Like You Wipe Your Face with Your Shirt when You Can’t Find a Towel

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Funny Animals

58. White Bellbird

Have you seen this thing? It has a weird worm dangling from the front of its face and has a call loud enough to immediately render you temporarily deaf. Terrifying. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

59. Always Knock on the Refrigerator Before Opening It

Because there might be a salad dressing.

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Funny Drinks

60. Pibb Xtra

The less-depressed, somewhat-obsessed Dr Pepper knock-off. See also Soda.

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