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Funny Books

41. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop

Abbie's got an obsession.

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Funny Insults

42. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts

Funny Names

43. Cheese Burger the Horse

An Australian thoroughbred. See also Horses.

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Funny Advice

44. Don’t Eat in the Library

Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

45. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

Funny Observations

46. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees

Funny Quotes

47. “You’re a Wizard, Katniss.”

―Yoda

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Funny Anti-Jokes

48. What Day was Spongebob Born on?

His birthday.

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Funny Things to Do

49. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone

It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.

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Funny Phrases

50. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.

One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.

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