Funny Euphemisms

41. The Floor is Lava, But Sad

Also known as Monday morning.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2026| 6 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

42. Hobnob

To mingle in a fancy way.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2026| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

43. Beefy Beer

Mug Root Beer in a salami cup. See also Meat, Soda.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2026| 6 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

44. Why does the refrigerator have a light, but the freezer doesn’t? Is the frozen pizza not deserving of visibility?

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2026| 16 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

45. If Laughing is Laughter, Then Why is Coughing Not Called Coughter?

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2026| 13 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

46. I Like to Put My Oranges in the Refrigerator, then Close the Door and Open It Back Up Again to Play a Sad, Sadistic Version of Peek-a-Boo

A saying some friends and I used back in school when fooling around with Google Translate.

Added by RustyMew on March 13, 2026| 7 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

47. If You See a Dog Wearing Underwear, Then It’s Probably Not a Dog

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2026| 12 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

48. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That When You Were Home Alone, Your Parents Would Leave Your Younger Sibling in Charge

See also Siblings.

Added by Cami on March 9, 2026| 3 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

49. Statistically Speaking, Fish are the Least Frequently Run-over Animal Species

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on March 6, 2026| 2 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

50. Eminem is a Candy Rapper

If you don’t get it, say it out loud. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2026| 8 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike