Funny Observations

41. If You Were Born in September, It's Pretty Obvious That Your Parents Started the New Year with a Bang

See also Parents, Sex.

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Funny Phobias

42. Nothingatallophobia

Also known as courage.

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Funny Phobias

43. Euphobia

The fear of good news.

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Funny Phobias

44. Globophobia

The well-founded fear of balloons. (Balloons are absolutely terrifying.) See also Balloons.

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Funny Questions

45. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?

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Funny Drinks

46. Castrated Red Bull

Red Bull without the caffeine. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

47. Burglar Hurdles

Also called a fence or gate. See also Crime.

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Funny Observations

48. Aliens Invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969

Dude. See also Space.

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Funny Observations

49. When You Say 'Forward' or 'Back', Your Lips Move in Those Directions

Dude.

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Funny Observations

50. The Alphabet Says Hi to You Every Time You See it

It also says no. Dude.

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