Funny Questions

41. What's the Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

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Funny Observations

42. Why can a fly enter through a 2-inch cracked window, but can't leave through a wide open door?

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Funny Questions

43. Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?

Because thou hast no class. See also Schools.

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Funny Observations

44. Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.

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Funny Observations

45. If everything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Funny Euphemisms

46. Snowman Pee

Also known as water. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Observations

47. Brushing your teeth is the only time you wash your skeleton.

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Funny Sayings

48. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

See also Shoes.

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Funny Observations

49. At Some Point in Time, You Were the Youngest Human on Earth

Woah.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

50. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Come Back?

A stick.

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