Funny Anti-Jokes

41. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

42. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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Funny Movies

43. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine

And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.

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Funny Movies

44. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!

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Funny Things

45. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

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Funny Euphemisms

46. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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Funny Questions

47. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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Funny TV Shows

48. Clutch Cargo with His Pals Spinner & Paddlefoot

1959 TV cartoon faces with hypnotic, live action mouths. Thin plots, crap characters—what more could a kid want on a Saturday morning with a bowl of sugar disguised as breakfast? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Names

49. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete

Penn Jillette actually named his kid this... See also Celebrities.

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Funny Foods

50. Doom Soup

Contains lead, uncooked cassava, and uranium. See also Made Up.

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