Funny Tattoos

41. If You Can Read This There Better be an Engagement Ring in Your Pocket!

Roz, on the sitcom Night Court, mentioned this was her only tattoo, somewhere on her butt cheek. Still makes me giggle... See also 80's, Sitcom.

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Funny Drinks

42. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

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Funny Observations

43. It is NOT an ORAL Exam

The only one who gives you an oral exam is a dentist. What you take as a school test is a VERBAL exam.

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Funny Dances

44. The Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Spin around waving your hands above your head and loudly sing, DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DA DING!

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Funny Foods

45. Sour Patch Kids' Cereal Shop

Yes, it is sour. No, it is not good with milk (or without milk, tbh). See also Breakfast, Candy.

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Funny Insults

46. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

47. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

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Funny Observations

48. There is No Sunrise or Sunset

The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.

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Funny Things

49. Armstrong Steering

Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.

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Funny Things

50. Left-Arm Tan

In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.

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