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Funny Drinks
45. Ex-Wife Coffee
Coffee with no sugar, i.e. blond and bitter. See above. See also Coffee.
Funny Advice
47. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.
This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.
Funny Advice
49. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.
Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.