Funny Insults

11. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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Funny Insults

12. You Look Like You Wash Paper Plates

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Funny Words

13. Shoop

A single sheep. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

14. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

15. Your Mother Buys Mega Blocks Instead of Legos

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Funny Animals

16. The Fourth Little Piggy

His house was made out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.

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Funny Insults

17. You Look Like a Person Who Say to Their Mother, “Dearest Mother, I Require Urination.”

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

18. Why is Charlie Short for Charles if they have the same amount of letters?

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Funny Sayings

19. You Have to Hand It to Short People, Because They Can’t Reach It

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Funny Words

20. Pulchritudinous

Means “physically beautiful,” but I would recommend against calling someone that unless they already know what it means… See also Beauty.

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