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Funny Insults
11. You Look Like You Miss the Turn Lane Every Time and Have to Cut Across Traffic
See also Cars.
Funny Jobs
13. Mathemagician
Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.
Funny Books
14. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop
Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.
Funny Jobs
15. Legger
From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.
Funny Insults
17. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color
Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?
Funny Sayings
18. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.
See also Weddings.
Funny Insults
20. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore
There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.