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―Yoda

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14. What Day was Spongebob Born on?

His birthday.

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15. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone

It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.

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16. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.

One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.

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17. Ribbon Seal

First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.

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18. Poop Tabmow

The opposite of wombat poop. (Which is square, BTW.)

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19. Go Hang a Salami, I’m a Lasagna Hog

Reverse it. See also Palindromes.

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A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.

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