Funny Jobs

11. Certified Pet Emotion Translator (CPET)

Acts as the emotional interpreter for pets, decoding meows, tail flicks, and judgmental stares into actionable insights for clueless humans. Daily tasks include explaining to cats why the red dot isn't real and assuring dogs that yes, you will come back from the grocery store.

Fluent in Barklish and Meowinese.

Comfortable being ignored by cats professionally.

Able to cry on command when a goldfish looks disappointed.

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Funny Observations

12. Australians are Just British Texans

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Funny Questions

13. Who is Jose, and Why Do Things Not Go His Way?

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Funny Euphemisms

14. Disrelished Mortal

Also known as someone you don’t like.

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Funny Things

15. Taco Tuesday, But on Wednesday

I still want my tacos. See also Tacos.

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Funny Euphemisms

16. Cup on Steroids

Also known as a mug.

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Funny Foods

17. Bobster

A regular lobster, except he was called Bob before being food. See also Seafood.

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Funny Insults

18. You Look Like You Returned a Donut Because It Had a Hole in It

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Funny Anti-Jokes

19. What Did the Alligator Drink at the Gym?

Water.

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Funny Questions

20. Do Geese See God?

I dunno. See also Birds, Palindromes.

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