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Funny Advice

11. Don’t Eat in the Library

Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

12. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

See also Obesity.

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Funny Observations

13. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees

See also Fire.

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Funny Quotes

14. “You’re a Wizard, Katniss.”

―Yoda

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Funny Anti-Jokes

15. What Day was Spongebob Born on?

His birthday.

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Funny Things to Do

16. Sorting Your Laundry in Different Drawers than Normal and Not Telling Anyone

It’s your new little secret to keep from everyone.

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Funny Phrases

17. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.

One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Animals

18. Ribbon Seal

First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.

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Funny Phrases

19. Poop Tabmow

The opposite of wombat poop. (Which is square, BTW.)

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Funny Phrases

20. Go Hang a Salami, I’m a Lasagna Hog

Reverse it. See also Palindromes.

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