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Funny Instruments
15. Carrot Slide Whistle
Perfect for a healthy snack after your band concert. See also Vegetables.
Funny Books
16. The Cat Who Solved Three Murders Shop
By by L.T. Shearer. Meanwhile, I can’t get my cat to solve even one. See also Cats, Murder.
Funny Sayings
19. Children Are Like Farts
Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous. See also Children, Flatulence.
Funny People
20. Götz von Berlichingen
Götz of the Iron Hand. Known for being the first person to write the quote “he can kiss my ass” on a play script.
Also, he had an iron hand. Kept writing and fighting with it. See also German.