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Funny Observations
11. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.
Race against the clock. See also Work.
Funny Questions
13. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?
Three. See also Birds.
Funny Advice
14. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something
It that simple bro.
Funny Advice
16. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich
BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.
Funny Insults
19. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You
See also Celebrities.
Funny Things to Do
20. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa
It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.