Funny Observations

11. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

12. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

13. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

14. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

15. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

16. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

17. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

18. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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Funny Insults

19. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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Funny Things to Do

20. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa

It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.

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