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Funny Things to Do

11. Getting Your Friend to Say Red

You: Hey, I bet I can make you say "red"
Friend: Sure, I bet you can't!
You: What colour is the sky?
Friend: Blue?
You: I told you I could make you say blue!
Friend: No, you said red.
You: Gotcha! See also Pranks.

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Funny Words

12. Phoque

Pronounced "F*ck." It's French for seal. See also French, Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

13. Australian Mud Jam

Also known as Marmite.

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Funny Insults

14. τι θα κάνεις για ένα πρόσωπο όταν ο μπαμπουίνος θέλει εγώ, αλλά πίσω

Greek for "What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?" See also Greek.

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Funny Observations

15. Arms on Your Chair Are Just Chairs for Your Arms

See also Furniture.

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Funny Quotes

16. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

18. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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Funny Insults

19. You Are a Giddy Goat

See also Goats.

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