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Funny Observations
12. Somewhere in the World, There’s a Tree Whose Wood Became a Pencil That Wrote a Poem About Trees
Funny Animals
13. Helpful Geese
If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.
Funny Phrases
15. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine
See also Royalty.
Funny Words
16. Blunderflump
The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.
Funny Words
17. Grumbleflap
The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.