Funny Insults

11. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Nicknames

12. Timmy Tuff Knuckles

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Funny Names

13. Ulrich Zwingli

The man who spearheaded the Affair of the Sausages in 1522, sparking the Reformation in Zürich. See also History, Religion, Swiss.

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Funny Euphemisms

14. Handy-Dandy Time Wheel

Also known as a watch.

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Funny Phrases

15. I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

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Funny Words

16. Firkytoodle

To caress one’s lover. Seriously. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

17. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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Funny Animals

18. Nice Cats

If you find one, buy a lottery ticket immediately. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

19. Enfanification

To turn something into a fan. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

20. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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