Funny Insults

21. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

22. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

23. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

24. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Questions

25. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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Funny Jobs

26. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

27. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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Funny Clothes

28. Toilet Paper Mummy Costume

It could bring you bad luck on a rainy Halloween night. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

29. If Everyone Had a Rhyming Name Like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," What Would Yours Be?

Another example, "Jeffery Dahmer the People Nommer"

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Funny Nicknames

30. Sparkleshits

See also Profanity.

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