Funny Insults

21. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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Funny Observations

22. If Skunks Ever Learn How to Use Lighters, We’re All Doomed

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

23. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

24. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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Funny Observations

25. There’s No Reason for Us to Go Barefoot While Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Observations

26. There is a Person in the World Who Has Eaten More Mayonnaise than Any Other Person, and They Don’t Know It

It could be you…

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Funny Animals

27. Pairrot

Conjoined twin parrots. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

28. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

29. You Look Like the Type of Person to Tilt Their Entire Body Whilst Playing Mario Kart

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Funny Advice

30. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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