Funny Insults

21. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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Funny Jobs

22. The Bun Separator at a Bakery

Someone’s gotta do it… See also Bread.

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Funny Quotes

23. “Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”

―Audrey Hepburn See also Beauty.

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Funny Books

24. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop

Abbie's got an obsession.

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Funny Insults

25. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

26. Cheese Burger the Horse

An Australian thoroughbred. See also Horses.

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Funny Advice

27. Don’t Eat in the Library

Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

28. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

See also Obesity.

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Funny Observations

29. One Tree Can Create a Million Matchsticks, but One Matchstick Can Also Burn a Million Trees

See also Fire.

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Funny Quotes

30. “You’re a Wizard, Katniss.”

―Yoda

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