Funny Advice

21. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats

See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

22. How Do Penguins Fly?

On an airplane.

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Funny Insults

23. Bad Morning

A primary school kids go-to when they have to say hello to the teacher after not getting ice cream for breakfast.

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Funny Nicknames

24. Mommy Short Legs

The opposite of Dady Long Legs.

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Funny T-Shirts

25. Dear Person Behind Me, the World is a Better Place with You in It. Shop

Love, the Person in Front of You

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Funny Euphemisms

26. The Happiest You’ve Ever Been to Immediate Depression in Ten Minutes

Also known as Sunday night.

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Funny Insults

27. You Look Like The Sort Of Person Who, When Someone Asks You What You Are Doing, Instead Of Saying ‘Nothing,’ You Say “Everything’

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Funny Observations

28. You Can Never Expect the Unexpected Because then It’s Expected

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Funny Things to Do

29. Wearing Socks on Your Hands when Grilling a Huge Steak

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Funny Anti-Jokes

30. How Do You Make Something Without a Recipe?

Just wing it—it’s not that hard.

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