Funny Insults

21. Go Jump in a Lake

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

22. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings

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Funny Advice

23. Oil Floats on Water, So Cover Yourself in Oil, Wait for it to Rain, and Fly

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Funny Drinks

24. Club Soda

Everyone who is a club member will like this drink. See also Soda.

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Funny Jobs

25. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

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Funny Questions

26. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

See also Guns.

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Funny Names

27. Garfield Arbuckle

Garfield’s full name. See also Cartoons, Cats, Comics.

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Funny Quotes

28. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Observations

29. A Day on Venus is Longer than a Year on Venus

It's a slow spinner. See also Planets, Space.

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Funny Names

30. The Unstoppable Goose Of Inevitable Destruction

See also Birds.

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