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Funny Insults
22. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color
Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?
Funny Sayings
23. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.
See also Weddings.
Funny Insults
26. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore
There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.
Funny Questions
27. Are You My Appendix?
Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.
Funny Quotes
28. “The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.”
―Joseph Heller in Catch-22 See also Literature.