One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...
Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.
So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.
Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.
29. The Bad Ass
Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.