Funny Euphemisms

21. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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Funny Dances

22. Ballet, but While Holding a Chair to Your Butt

See also Ballet.

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Funny Observations

23. Bricks Are Domesticated Rocks

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Funny Advice

24. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

25. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Observations

26. Oxygen is Literally a Toxic Gas That Takes 60 to 80 Years to Kill You

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Funny Advice

27. Never Put Uranium in Your Cranium

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Funny Observations

28. A Baker Covers His Mistakes in Frosting; a Surgeon Covers His Mistakes in Soil

See also Doctors.

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Funny Things to Do

29. Riding a Lawnmower Across Great Britain

You’re not the first.

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Funny Euphemisms

30. Business Goose

Also known as a penguin. See also Birds.

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