Funny Dances

21. The Turtle Dance

1. Get down on all fours
2. Eat lettuce and carrots
3. Do that for 100 years
4. You did it! See also Turtles.

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Funny Insults

22. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

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Funny Euphemisms

23. Cobra Chicken

Also known as a goose. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

24. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn

You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.

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Funny Books

25. I Broke My Butt Shop

A real children's book.

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Funny Things to Do

26. Going on Twitch and Correcting Everyone's Misspellings and Grammar Fails

User3824: hey guys
You: (H)ey guys(.)
User3824 has left the chat
You: :/

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Funny Things to Do

27. Pressin "Backspac" Whe Someon Trie to Typ

Thi cn be vry anoyin. See also Annoying, Computers.

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Funny Observations

28. This Marks the 69th Observation

Nice. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Songs

29. Old Dad Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Dad Road...
Why is there no one here? See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

30. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.

True fact.

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