Funny Jobs

141. Golf Ball Diver

Dives in the ponds at golf courses to retrieve lost golf balls. See also Golf.

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Funny Phrases

142. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Drinks

143. Beer, But It Tastes Like It Does on TV

Heavenly. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

144. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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Funny Advice

145. A Conclusion is Simply the Place Where You Got Tired of Thinking

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Funny Advice

146. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Advice

147. Don’t Judge a Book by Its Movie

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Funny Sayings

148. A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Computer

See also Chores, Computers.

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Funny Euphemisms

149. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Insults

150. You Appear to be Homeschooled by a Pigeon

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