Funny Sayings

141. The Older I Get, the More I Understand Why Roosters Start Their Day Screaming

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Funny Questions

142. Why is 69 Afraid of 70?

Because they once dad a fight and 71.

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Funny Foods

143. Synonym Rolls

Just like how Grammar used to make it. Yum. See also Puns.

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Funny Sayings

144. At the End of the Day… It’s Night

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Funny Observations

145. If You Eat Fish and then Drink Water, the Fish Will Come to Life and Swim in Your Stomach

See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

146. Conjoined Eyepatch Twins

Also known as a blindfold.

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Funny Jobs

147. Golf Ball Diver

Dives in the ponds at golf courses to retrieve lost golf balls. See also Golf.

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Funny Phrases

148. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Drinks

149. Beer, But It Tastes Like It Does on TV

Heavenly. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

150. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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