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Funny Insults
141. You Look Like You Buy Seedless Grapes, then Hold Them up to the Light to Look for Seeds
See also Fruits.
Funny Insults
142. You Look Like You Miss the Turn Lane Every Time and Have to Cut Across Traffic
See also Cars.
Funny Jobs
144. Mathemagician
Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.
Funny Books
145. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop
Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.
Funny Jobs
146. Legger
From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.
Funny Insults
148. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color
Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?
Funny Sayings
149. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.
See also Weddings.