Funny Instruments

171. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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Funny Advice

172. Never Follow in Anyone’s Footsteps

Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a trail. Then definitely follow those.

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Funny Toys

173. Little Miss No-Name

A doll designed to look like a homeless child with a tear in her eye. See also 60's, Dolls.

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Funny Toys

174. Jolly Chimp

A cymbal-banging monkey with manic eyes. See also 50's, Monkeys.

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Funny Toys

175. Baby Laugh A-Lot

A doll with a notoriously loud, intense, and unsettling laugh. See also 70's, Dolls.

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Funny Euphemisms

176. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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Funny Dances

177. Ballet, but While Holding a Chair to Your Butt

See also Ballet.

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Funny Observations

178. Bricks Are Domesticated Rocks

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Funny Advice

179. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

180. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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