Funny Jobs

171. The Two Men Who Carry a Pane of Glass Everywhere

They are in at least one episode of every slapstick cartoon. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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Funny Observations

172. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

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Funny Sayings

173. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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Funny Instruments

174. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

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Funny Dances

175. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

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Funny Observations

176. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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Funny Insults

177. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

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Funny Advice

178. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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Funny Advice

179. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

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Funny Euphemisms

180. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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