Funny Names

161. His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

The Ugandan dictator Idi Amin’s full title.

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Funny Nicknames

162. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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Funny Words

163. Waikikamukau

Pronounced, “why-kick-a-moo-cow,” it’s a generic name for a small rural town used by New Zealanders. See also New Zealand.

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Funny Euphemisms

164. Death by Boredom

Also known as paperwork.

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Funny Quotes

165. “If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

―Judith Martin

You’re… alive?

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Funny Insults

166. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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Funny Insults

167. You Look Like You Wash Paper Plates

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Funny Words

168. Shoop

A single sheep. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

169. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

170. Your Mother Buys Mega Blocks Instead of Legos

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