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Funny Anti-Jokes
194. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?
Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.
Funny Clothes
195. Thanos One PieceSwimsuit Shop
Bring balance to all the pools and beaches out there. See also Superheroes.
Funny Euphemisms
197. Being Creative with the Truth
Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.
Funny Insults
198. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye
Dad behavior.
Funny Products
199. The Baguette Pillow Shop
Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.
Funny Anti-Jokes
200. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.