Funny Things

191. Fire Safety

To ensure your fire’s safety, keep it away from water.

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Funny Instruments

192. Car Horn

I once heard a guy playing Beethoven on a Mazda. See also Cars.

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Funny Advice

193. If They Talk Behind Your Back… Fart

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Funny Anti-Jokes

194. Did You Know Elephants are from Space?

Me neither.

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Funny Insults

195. You Have the Personality of a USB Cable

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Funny Animals

196. Sharks That Can Climb Stairs

See also Sharks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

197. I bet you $8326434537461701…

… that you just skipped over the numbers and didn’t even realize I put a letter in there.

And then that you went back to check and realized there was no letter at all.

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Funny Clothes

198. Trucker Hat with “#1” on It

That way everyone will know you’re #1.

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Funny Insults

199. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping

We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.

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Funny Sayings

200. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded

See also Ghosts.

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