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181. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter

Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.

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Read it again. I just wasted your time.

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Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.

Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.

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A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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The fake Tarzan.

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What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.