Funny Things to Do

201. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

202. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

203. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

204. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Funny Phrases

205. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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Funny Things

206. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

207. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

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Funny Insults

208. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

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Funny Observations

209. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

210. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

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