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Funny Books
201. Harry Potter and the Year Everyone Needed a Haircut
It's because of the movie. Everyone needed a haircut… See also Harry Potter, Made Up.
Funny Quotes
202. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
Funny Quotes
203. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.
Funny Quotes
204. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”
The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.
Funny Observations
205. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell
Funny Observations
206. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill
He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.
Funny Observations
209. Social Anxiety is Basically Conspiracy Theories About Yourself
See also Anxiety.