Funny Insults

211. You Look Like You Put a Pencil in Your Book as a Bookmark, Damaging the Spine

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Funny Euphemisms

212. Lot of Smoke, But No Cannonballs

All farts, no poops. See also Scatological.

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Funny Insults

213. You Look Like Someone Who Would be Really Interested in My Rug

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Funny Animals

214. Gekko Gecko

Scientific name for Tokay gecko. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Things to Do

215. Pointing a Spyglass into Someone’s Soul when They Ask You to Guess the Number They’re Thinking

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Funny Insults

216. You Look Like You Eat Your Cereal with Orange Juice

The true cereal killer. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Insults

217. You Look Like a Person Who Looks Up at the Ceiling for Answers During a Test

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Funny Questions

218. Why is One Side of the V-formation of Ducks Flying Overhead Longer Than the Other?

It has more ducks. See also Birds.

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Funny Things to Do

219. Playing Who-Blinks-First With a Doll

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Funny Euphemisms

220. Red Mustard

Also known as ketchup. See also Condiments.

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