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Funny Phrases
211. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.
Funny Quotes
214. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Quotes
215. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
216. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
217. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
218. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer
Funny Words
220. Schnapsidee
German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.