All Entries

Funny Jobs

231. Duck Herding Consultant

Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.

Added by Randoopa2012 on December 21, 2024| 1 Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

232. Professional Netflix Binger

Job Description: Watch TV shows and movies all day to “ensure quality.” Must be able to detect plot holes, inconsistencies, and whether the snacks pair well with the content.
Perks: Free snacks (you bring them).
Work uniform: Pajamas.
Promotion opportunities: From binger to super Binger.
Requirement: Must possess an Olympic-level ability to press “Next Episode.”
See also Netflix.

Added by Randoopa2012 on December 21, 2024| 6 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

233. Mount Itchy

Also known as a mosquito bite. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2024| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

236. Cat Food Salad

When you try to make tuna salad, but you don’t read the label on the can. See also Cats.

Added by beary on December 13, 2024| 2 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

237. Sir Fartalot

The most flatulent knight of the century! See also Flatulence, Medieval.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2024| 3 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

238. Chai Tea

“Chai” is Hindi for tea, so it means “tea tea.” See also Redundant.

Added by beary on December 13, 2024| 7 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

239. Peanut-Free Salted Peanuts

From Omega Mart in Las Vegas.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2024| 4 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

240. OurTube

Communist YouTube; it’s not yours, it’s ours. See also Communism, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on December 11, 2024| 2 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

All Entries 7,392