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“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”

―Judith Martin

You’re… alive?

theonlygremlin

Added by theonlygremlin on November 27, 2025 | You Like This |

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LookMaNoPotato

Wise words to live by

LookMaNoPotato on November 27, 2025

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or use really long words

Sheyden on January 7, 2026

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it is coming. it will soon be here. be careful.... it is behind you.

being vague and ominous on February 16, 2026

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