Funny Insults

281. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping

We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.

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Funny Sayings

282. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded

See also Ghosts.

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Funny Toys

283. Corn Hole

Of all the names they could have chosen…

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Funny Nicknames

284. Big Butt Larry

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Funny Questions

285. What’s the Use of a Story That Teaches You Nothing About Feeding Geese?

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Funny Sayings

286. Every Day is Leg Day when You’re Running from Your Problems

My life be like.

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Funny Instruments

287. Tapping Your Foot on the Ground

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Funny Animals

288. Balaeniceps Rex

The scientific name for the shoebill stork. See also Birds, Dinosaurs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

289. What Food Do Crabs Hate?

Crab cake. See also Seafood.

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Funny Diseases

290. Cowprint Intolerance

It’s like a lactose intolerance, but with anything cowprint, e.g. cowprint pants, cowprint socks, cowprint roofs, etc. See also Made Up.

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