Funny Instruments

281. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

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Funny Dances

282. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

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Funny Observations

283. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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Funny Insults

284. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

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Funny Advice

285. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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Funny Advice

286. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

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Funny Euphemisms

287. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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Funny Euphemisms

288. Horse Tornado

Also known as a merry-go-round. See also Horses.

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Funny Insults

289. You’re So Tall That Every Time You Get into the Car You Get Slightly More Concussed

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Funny Questions

290. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

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