Funny Words

301. Succubus

A female demon. The male demon is called an “incubus.”

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Funny Advice

302. Never Buy a Dog at a Flea Market

See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

303. Bed Thirsty

Also known as being tired.

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Funny Observations

304. Sugar is the Stuff That Makes Oatmeal Taste Bad if You Don’t Put Any On

Real comment from a third grader.

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Funny Quotes

305. “The best way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”

―Will Rogers See also Money.

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Funny Quotes

306. “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

―Woody Allen See also Death.

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Funny Sayings

307. Blessed is He Who Has Nothing to Say and Who Cannot be Persuaded to Say It

I’ve wanted to post this at every meeting I’ve ever attended.

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Funny Words

308. Fantassin

An infantryman or foot soldier. Sounds like something totally different. See also Military.

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Funny Euphemisms

309. Emo Glitter

Also known as dust.

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Funny Things to Do

310. Asking a Plumber to Fix Your TV

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