Funny Advice

301. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Sayings

302. A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Computer

See also Chores, Computers.

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Funny Euphemisms

303. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Insults

304. You Appear to be Homeschooled by a Pigeon

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Funny Insults

305. You Look Like You Were Born in June

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Funny Products

306. Eye Plugs

Ears have them. Eyes should too. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

307. Taking a Bath in Spaghetti

And pretending you’re a big meatball. See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

308. You Look Like You Wipe Your Face with Your Shirt when You Can’t Find a Towel

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Funny Animals

309. White Bellbird

Have you seen this thing? It has a weird worm dangling from the front of its face and has a call loud enough to immediately render you temporarily deaf. Terrifying. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

310. Always Knock on the Refrigerator Before Opening It

Because there might be a salad dressing.

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