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Funny Insults
351. You Look Like You Make Finger Guns and Ask, “What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?”' Every Time You Pass a Mirror
And you probably use the opportunity to comb your hair.
Funny Places
352. Austria
And everyone who has accidentally flown there instead of Australia. See also European.
Funny Things to Do
355. Falling in a Muddy River, Taking Your Socks off to Dry, Getting a Splinter from Walking Barefoot, and then Having to Walk a Mile Back to Your Car in Wet Socks
Funny Books
356. Harry Potter and the Normal Year of School
Harry needs a year without drama. See also Harry Potter, Made Up.
Funny Insults
359. You Look Like You Steal Babies and Turn Them into Goblins at the Center of a Maze
Funny Observations
360. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar
See also Books.