Funny Things to Do

381. Walk the Fish

A chore parents ask you to do when they learn that you have already done your chores. See also Chores.

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Funny Nicknames

382. The Graper

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Funny Books

383. The Cat Who Wished To Be A Man Shop

By LLoyd Alexander. See also Cats.

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Funny Insults

384. You Look Like You’d Bring a Life Jacket to a Water Fountain

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Funny Phrases

385. Saint-Saëns Et Cinq-cent-et-cinquante-cinq Chiens Chantent Chansons

French for “Saint-Saëns and five hundred dogs are singing songs.” See also French.

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Funny Observations

386. A Recent Study Has Found That Loss of Fertility is Heredity

If your parents did not have any children, then you would would not have children either.

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Funny Insults

387. You Look Like an Unwanted Member of Depeche Mode

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Funny Words

388. Garnish

Sounds weird, but also fancy.

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Funny Insults

389. You Look Like You Pay to Remove Ads from a Game

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Funny Insults

390. You’d Look Normal in the Reflection of a Spoon

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