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Funny Questions
381. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?
Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.
Funny Dances
382. Racoon Pants
Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.
Funny Instruments
383. Schediphone
A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.
Funny Phrases
385. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew
What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.