Funny Quotes

431. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

432. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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Funny Insults

433. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

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Funny Observations

434. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

435. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

436. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

437. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

438. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Funny Phrases

439. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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Funny Things

440. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

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