Funny Quotes

461. “I like Nerds because I’m actually craving aquarium gravel, and it takes the edge off.”

―Me See also Candy.

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Funny Things to Do

462. Intensely Staring in a Random Place to Trick the Ghost into Thinking That You Can See Them

Or just look like a fool for a while, whatever comes first. See also Ghosts.

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Funny Questions

463. What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Funny Advice

464. Use Code “BACON” to Get 50% off Your Life

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Funny Animals

465. Pleasing Fungus Beetle

See also Insects.

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Funny Nicknames

466. Smelly Uncle Gabe

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Funny Things to Do

467. Looking into the Void

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Funny Advice

468. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Something, So That Way It Only Takes a Minute

See also Homework.

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Funny Euphemisms

469. Paper Texting

Also known as sending mail.

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Funny Drinks

470. Milk, But My Cat Put Her Paw in It

See also Cats, Dairy.

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