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Read it again. I just wasted your time.

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Funny Euphemisms

513. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Questions

514. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?

Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.

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Funny Dances

515. Racoon Pants

Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.

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Funny Instruments

516. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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Funny People

517. George of the Jungle

The fake Tarzan.

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Funny Phrases

518. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew

What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.

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Funny Things

519. A Porta-potty with Windows

Funny T-Shirts

520. Comic Sans Shop

Just “Comic Sans” in Comic Sans on a t-shirt.

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