Funny Products

561. The Baguette Pillow Shop

Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

562. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.

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Funny Books

563. Harry Potter and the Year Everyone Needed a Haircut

It's because of the movie. Everyone needed a haircut… See also Harry Potter, Made Up.

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Funny Quotes

564. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”

―G.K. Chesterton See also Bible, Religion.

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Funny Quotes

565. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

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Funny Quotes

566. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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Funny Observations

567. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell

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Funny Observations

568. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill

He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.

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Funny Observations

569. Your Future Self is Saying Horrible Things About You

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Funny Observations

570. Replying “k” in Morse Code is Still Passive-Aggressive

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