Funny Anti-Jokes

571. What Begins with “F” and Ends with “uck.”

Incorrect. What begins with “W” and ends with “hat.” See also Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

572. Tactical Possum

Also known as armadillo.

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Funny Insults

573. You Look Like the Sort of Person to Ask an Artist to Draw Them

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Funny Nicknames

574. Smelly Uncle Steve

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Funny Products

575. Reusable Toilet Paper

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

576. What Even is a Turtle Dove?

Something I wonder every Christmas but always forget to search up. See also Christmas.

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Funny Nicknames

577. Booty McScooty

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Funny Anti-Jokes

578. A Wendigo Walks into a Bar

You are sat at the bar.

“Woah, is that a wendigo?” you ask, incredulous.

Turns out its not a wendigo but your friend, Steve.

Ah, Steve.

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Funny Drinks

579. Cilk

Coke and milk. See also Dairy, Soda.

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Funny Phrases

580. Yeah, No, Totally, Of Course Not

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