Funny Phrases

571. Soup to Nuts

Beginning to end. Full thing. The whole shebang.

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Funny Phrases

572. Hell for Leather

As fast as possible.

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573. Papier Vampier

“Paper vampire” or stapler in Afrikaans.

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Funny Observations

574. Aardvarks Are Different from Anteaters Because Their A’s Are Cuddly

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Funny Diseases

575. Shreckles

Like freckles but tiny Shreks!

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576. Gingerbread Office

Eighteenth-century slang for public toilet. See also Bathroom.

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577. August is the Monday of Months

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Funny Quotes

578. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

―Groucho Marx See also Friends, Jail.

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Funny Words

579. Hurkle-Durkle

200-year-old Scottish word meaning to lounge about in bed hours after it was time to get up. A delightful word for delightful activity. See also Scottish, Sleep.

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Funny Insults

580. You Give Monday Vibes

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