Funny Quotes

571. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

572. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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Funny Insults

573. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

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Funny Observations

574. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

575. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

576. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

577. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

578. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Funny Phrases

579. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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Funny Things

580. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

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